My fav Rodeo Clown joke in real life!

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At my fav restaurant I watched a lovely elderly couple split a meal. The wife split the hamburger in half and handed it to her hubby. Feeling generous and suspecting they were on a tight fixed income, I walked over and offered to purchase them a second meal. "No thanks," the wife said, "we share everything". I returned to my seat. I then watched her put two straws in the drink and continued to sit patiently while her husband enjoyed his half of the burger. I walked over and offered to purchase them a second drink at least. "No thanks," the wife said, "we share everything".
I returned to my seat baffled. The elderly lady then began splitting the French Fries up, one by one, while her husband continued eating. Not being able to stand it anymore, I ran to the counter, purchased them a second meal and hand delivered it. "thank you," she said, "you didn't need to do that". "I insist," I said, as I returned to my table. As I sat back down, I looked over and saw the lady sitting, watching her husband eat and drink. I returned to their table, and asked, "listen, I watched you split up your meal, down to the last fry; I bought you your own, and you continue to sit and watch your man eat. What is going on?"
She replied, "I told you, we share everything. It's his turn with the teeth!"